your lack of depression is making me nervous. are you okay?

Thursday, September 28, 2006 -

Eminem is the NEW R&B - Alvin, the hairdresser. (:

HAHAHAHA.
with a "f*** you" like every 4 sentences, do u truly believe it is R&B huh!?!
the lyrics are just plain terrible to my ears.
osh gosh be kosh.
his songs makes me feel erm polluted and lowdown! WTH.
O_OOOOOOO

hc : "my bum is on yr lips, my bum is on yr lips!"
and boon and i counterattack by saying
boon and i: "CAREBEARRRRRRR. "
*with our hands pose at our waist, sticking out our tummys.

once a while,
boon goes " my mum is on yr lips, my mum is on yr lips!"
HAHA :D

oh my god, HC YOU ARE SO BANNED FRM LISTENING TO EMINEM.

make me pigeon, fly me supersonic plane (somewhere along that line) = pang seh.
now thats what i called crazy okay. (:

wee hui ching, the record holder of touching nose with tip of her tongue.
an amazing 20 seconds! woots!
witnessed by christina boon who went OMG AHAHAHA nonstop.
time keeper, jean teo that was left dumbfounded.

boon, looks like we found ourselves some really good entertainment involving somebody's tongue.
:D

erm, im going to SLEEP LA.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:29 PM

Monday, September 25, 2006 -

and i feel like i'm living the worst day over and over again.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:57 PM

Sunday, September 24, 2006 -

shopping with the michelle and the yinghuey was killer.
i was their maid for the day. queue up for the fitting rooms while they go circle around to look for MORE clothes to try on.
how clever people hur.
they can try on the same top from size M to S to XS AND BACK TO S.
just to make damn sure which one dont look like have fat legs, which one fits better.
i felt so tired for them just by plain looking. HAHA.
the ultimate shopaholics!
intellectual conversations that revolves around relationships, virginity and erm ***.
mich is the walking encyclopedia!
oh! and all i did was just EAT AND EAT AND EAT.
seriously.
one day i will be so fat, i become a ball and roll down the stairs.

am i sleeping with my eyes wide open?
am i staring into bright lights?
wont u let me know?

the more i talk, the more others know how little i know.
the less i talk, the less others know how much i know.
and so for now, my lips are sealed.
all i have to do is smile and no one ever knows what im thinking.(:

the hardest battle i'm ever gonna fight is the battle to be just me.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 12:17 AM

Friday, September 22, 2006 -

KANASEI.
HAVE U SEEN THE NEW TMX ElMO THAT THE STATES RECENTLY REVEALED!!?!?!
WAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
ITS REALLLY OMG HILARIOUS I TELL YOU!
QUICK CLICK ON THE VIDEO BELOW.NOWW!

OH LOOK ELMO HAVING A SEIZURE :DDDDD

and parents are actually flocking to stores to snatch this stupid elmo for their brats.
wah lao waste 40usd.
O_OOOOO

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:54 AM

Thursday, September 21, 2006 -

Before.

After.

SIA LA.
PHOTOSHOP CAN DO WONDERS! :DDDDD
i dig the lomo effects it can produce!
WOOOTS.

okay okay, more photoshop exploring.
hear from me soon(:

p.s. i never knew photoshop could be this thrilling.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 4:04 PM

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 -

the birthday babe.
we're glad you LOVEE our present! :DDD
*and no yihan didnt choose that.

wah lazy to caption la!

At nydc.

the siao women.

HAHAH. huiyi's "birthday cake"! a muffin!
they looks like they are blowing the air cause theres no candles.
and omg yh u are like u every of my picture!
YOU PIECE OF SHIT (:

OKAY HUIYI PLS DONT KILL ME!
BUT SERIOUSLY I CANNOT RESIST!
:DDDDDDDD LALALALALA.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 12:26 PM

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 -

SHEN RU KUAI LE NG HUIYI!!!

awww. SEEE ALL OF US CELEBRATE YR BIRTHDAY WITH YOU!
hhaha. next year pls dont be so kan cheong to date us on the 19th sept.
dont worry la, we wont forget your grand birthday :D
wooots.
oh one more thing, grow up woman! (:

KANASEI.
blogger is being such a bloody bitch.
i cant post the pictures! ):

cheer up jean, the worst is yet to come.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:56 PM

"a woman without pimples is like the sky without stars"
quote unquoted from HUIYI'S MAID!
AHAHHAHAHAHHA.

shit i need to bathe.
will zoom back in 15 mins!

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:20 PM

Sunday, September 17, 2006 -

friday's bbq at hc place was insanely one of the MOST AMUSING BBQ I HAVE IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE BBQ HISTORY!

well, we used this DIY bbq pit that i swear is smaller than a piece of A4 paper!
it can hardly hold like say 8 chicken wings?!
tell me, is it SMALL OR SMALL.
and not to forget all we had was 5 firestarters.
thats definitely not enough since we are so NOT exprienced at starting a fire.
HAHAHHAHAHA.
being the stupid us, we even keep track of time to change/fan the charcoal.
and mind you we change it quite often cause it cant even hold alot of charcoal in the first place!
timekeeper shi and sher will inform us hat 7 mins is up, then we remove the top grill and START FANNING AT THE CHARCOAL AT LIKE 63857294 TURBO SPEED.
wah lao, its freaking exhausting.
in the end, the fanning time exceeds the bbq time.
bloody hell la.
goodness, we bbq-ed frm like 5 to 10 plus!
O_OOOOOO.

OMG SEEEE!
CAN U SEEE HOW SMALL IS OUR PIT!

hc hard at work. (:
there was a spread of food man.
salmon fillets, chicken wings, stingrays, sausages, beef, marshmallows!
damn, this makes me hungry.

the ever cheesy boon :D

care to guess what this is?
no prize for guessing right though (:
this is actually SUPPOSE TO BE MELTED CADBURY CHOCO BAR for marshmellows.
and now its BURNT BITS OF BROWNIES WHICH CLEVER HC HAPPILY ADDED WATER BEFORE MIRCOWAVE.

the very very messy table.

FOOOOOD.

the night ended off with alot of 3-pop, 4-pop, 7-pop, 9-pop games.
which involves the loser drinking vodka with ribena.
i conclude that i SUCK BIG TIME AT MULTIPLICATION.
its time to revise my timetables. :)
plus singalong sessions starring boon, yh and the ultimately high sher!
cover everything frm nursery rhymes to christmas carols (where they dont get the lyrics for 3/4 of the songs) to pop songs to cheers!
ITS LIKE A MUST WATCH LA!!!
WAHHAHAAAHA.
its going to be fcuking hilarious. 100% guarantee.
*nods ((((:

i had 3 kids in the game of life!
one twins and a girl i think. wth la.

videos will be up tml!
but for now i need to catch up on my beauty sleep.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:15 PM

Friday, September 15, 2006 -

todaywasagoodday :D

-dinner at villa'ge with ek. wedges, chicken leg and pizza was satisfying.
*though she insists its a total ripoff. (:
"even if they change the cow to a pig, i also dont mind!"
HAHAHHAAA. A PIG! OINK OINK.

-post prelim syndrome which i somehow caught it. i tried to go down the escalator which is coming up! OMG WHATS WRONG WITH ME.

-baking boys plus phototaking sessions!
-freaking the hell out of ek with the "unknown visitor" sneaking up her back at night.
right right ek? now u know the cause of yr backaches dont u?

- the "YES" store at cine basement which sells BRAS AND UNDERWEARS.
i swear the sign is ULTRA FREAKING FUNNY!
it goes like " is that your bra? NO, its not mine...why dont go to Yes? Yes? Yes! okay lets go to Yes!"
kanasei man. like how cheesy is that!

- we finally know how fishes mate and breed. all thanks to the net!
Most fishes practise external fertilisation, where the eggs and sperm meet outside the bodies of the spawning fish. A common fish in our canals, the molly (Poecilia sphenops) practises internal fertilisation. The anal fin of the male fish is modified into a flexible projection (gonopodium). Through this he introduces sperm into the female's genital pore during spawning. The eggs hatch within the female and she actually gives birth to live young.

well, at least u wont hear me say "MATE FISHES! MATE!" at the big aquarium at wisma.

wo yao qu shui jiao le. zai jia peng you.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 1:24 AM

Wednesday, September 13, 2006 -

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! WTF! :D

10 sambal stingrays.
10 salmon fillet.
10 beef steaks.
30 chicken wings.
marshmellows.
i mean, how can 6 people finish SO MUCH BLOODY FOOD!
OKAY HC IS SIAO CHA BOR!

mum's birthday is next mon.
and the best thing is i have no idea what to get for her!
)))))))))))):
superman save me!?

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:21 PM

Monday, September 11, 2006 -

SEE FIFI YOU'RE A HUGE IDOL NOW.
i'm your number 1 fan pls (:

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 4:23 PM

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY FIFI LOVE! :DDD
erm, technically its belated cause it was suppose to be last sat.
but we DID celebrate yr day on sat, just that i only get down to blog abt it now.
oh whatever!
aye u had a amazing wild night didnt u girl? u fool la. (:
gotta start acting like a 17 hur. HOLLER.
we wanted to get her this freaking cute green hairband that says wild things with lots of funny curly colourful springs sticking out at a party shop.
killer price so hell no.
though we secretly want to get it and embarrass the shit out of her. (:
giraffe birthday card was carefully decorated and stuffs. loves it.

tiff and i went down to glasshouse to reserve seats first.
dearest rosy gave us top priority! like DUH.
threee cheers to ROSYY!
shu got the mission to meet fi at marina and escort her to glasshouse.
note: she had absolutely no idea where shu was taking her AND didnt expect tiff and i to be there!
so yeahhh, the OMG-WHAT-ARE-U-GUYS-DOING-HERE look was on her face when she saw us.
ultra funny i tell you. fi was speechless for like 3 secs!

silly birthday girl very proud of her birthday lilo mug!
wah lao, she beamed like theres not tml. haha.

showing off her birthday card la.

OMG THE TERIYAKI SALMON I ATE WAS BLOODY NICE! *faints
lets see. shu had teriyaki too, fi ate mussels penne and tiff got baked salmon.
deep sea, citrus fantasy, fishy maria and lime goggie!
well i still like deep sea the best! others taste gross to me.
oysters for starter which i so NEVER touch.
guess whats inside lilo cup?! we requested the bartender to contain the white wine in that cup!
WAHAHHAHAHHHA.
shit i bet they think we were nutcase. but heck!
sia la, total bill amount to 109(after 10% disc).
O_OOOOO

aye first time going to eat oysters. excited anot?
HAHAHHA.

and down go the oysters!
they couldnt take the raw metallic slimey taste of it.
tiff puke the whole thing out!!
YEOWWWW!!! SICK LA!
lucky i dont take raw food (which includes cockles tiff).
but POWER SHU GOBBLED UP ALL THE DAMN OYSTERS.

the aftermath of the horrid oysters.
nauseous, nauseous fi.
okay, not very exciting after all huh! (:

shu with fifi.
dont worry shu, yr cap is fine, yr collar is fine too.
everything is fine about you! (:

she refuse to believe that her face is flushed red frm citrus fantasy.
hohoho.

it cracks me up how shu always fuss about her dressing and appearance.
and tiff would u stop sticking stuffs into my pics!
first its the card and now your fingers!
quick slap yr face.

OUR VERY OWN FISHY IDOL! (:
rosy sabo her to go on stage and sing a song with the live band.
haha! damn cute i would say.
FIFI YOU'RE MY IDOL I LOVE YOU!!! to hell with spore idol.
*screams and bounce ard.

oh, i caught boonie at fishco too!
TWICE SOMEMORE.
u jinx! :D

fifi made to stand on the chair with a sparkler in her hand.
followed by birthday rap lead by rosy.
i miss her birthday raps man! ROCKS BIG TIME.
anw check out rosy's face. haha.
everybody go 'awwww'.

in the midst of the very enthu birthday rap.

fifi had to blow the candle out while standing.
WAHHH NOT FAR AT ALL WHAT.
OMG HAHAH ROSY, LOOK AT ROSY!

lovelove.

off to lunch, sayonara.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 10:55 AM

Sunday, September 10, 2006 -

i talk to absolutely no one.
plus i couldn't keep to myself enough.
and so the things bottled inside have finally begun to create so much pressure.
that i'll soon blow up.

this is no place to try and live my life.
nights you earthlings.

c'mon tell me.
do u want me to sit in a corner and rot, or just fall apart where i'm standing?
*i very much like to know the answer. thanks.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:32 PM

Tuesday, September 05, 2006 -

what greeted me when i opened my msn window was pretty amusing. (:
pple placed a turtle in front of their msn nick to remember Steve Irwin aka the Croc Hunter.
well, to tell u the truth im upset over the loss of Irwin.
)))): WAILS.
i remembered i used to watch him sneak up on crocodiles,poisonous snakes going "CRIKEY" on discovery channel.
argh blame it on the freaking stingrays.
not going to consume any stingrays anytime soon.

bbq at huilin's place yest turned out to be an kick ass gathering. only rey didnt turned up.
rainy days failed to dampen our spirits.
WOOTS. all that gossiping, feasting, chatting.
priceless. :DDD
and that stupid huiyi just had to keep reminding us her birthday is just round the corner.
like say every half and hour?!
HAHAHHA.

the HILLS HAVE EYES IS A BLOODY GORY SHOW.
i dont think i ever wanna catch it the second time.
ewww yucks. shall spare u the details.
and i actually was eating my noodles while watching it. O_OOOOOOOO
i bet thats the ultimate no one can achieve other than me.

ek, i know She's The Man was terribly funny but MUST U SLAP ME ON MY ARM SO GOD DAMN HARD!!!
pls slap yr face la. (:

oooh, i love russell peters.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:50 PM