Friday, December 29, 2006 -

Christmas Eve 2006 :))))

wah piang, i've got a sore throat, splitting headache, runny nose.
thus no energy to captions.
paiseh ah. :((((
but there you go, christmas 2006.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 10:57 PM

I HATE THE FCUKING NIGHTRIDER LA!
BOON, YH AND I WAITED FOR LIKE 1.5 HRS FOR A NIGHTRIDER THAT WAS NEVER GONNA COME!
really bloody hell man.
and all the time we were like "its coming. its coming. wait a while more. dont let the cab driver rip us off!"
guess what? the freaking nightrider only operates during fridays, saturday, sunday and eve of public hols.
#!^#&$^%*^!#%^
can someone please knocked me over with a car?
my mind is filled with all the curse words i can think of.
the best thing was there were quite a few others waiting for NR too.
okay, i hope all the silly hopeful human beings at the busstop gave up waiting for the bus.
just take a cab damn it!

dinner at breeko's with hc, shi, boon, sher, yh today. :DDDD
oh, we played pool at cine too.
omg, their cheena pok songs really no standard la. (other than 1 or 2 jay chou tracks)
aye everybody shld choose yh as their pool partner. HAHAHA :)
SHES DAMN PRO CAUSE SHE GIVE YOU FREE BALLS!
WOOTS!
then it was down to Acid Bar. strawberry margaritas and martini. lovely.
and err staying over at yh's place.
:)))))

off to bathe soon. man, i reek of smoke.
check back this space for photos. CHEERS.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 2:46 AM

Monday, December 25, 2006 -

Last christmas i gave you my heart, the very next day you gave it away.

well, here it goes again. christmas 2006.
hectic. rushed. low attendance but fun nontheless.
:)))))))))))

christmas joke 1:
for starters, i'll kindly inform you that mich, mad and i are absolutely lost and clueless when it comes to grocery shopping.
imagine a group of 18 years old whos supposedly assumed to have at least a minimum amt of knowledge about grocery shopping, stuck in a gigantic Giant at IMM.
occassionally you can hear us go " where is (insert item)? i can't find it!" or maybe " huh, i dont know how to choose the prawns!" and "where to get the pork?"
its super paiseh la. we got quite alot of weird states from the kiasu fussy aunties and funny uncles!
WAH WE OUGHTA GET SHOT LA.
prawns are selling at 59 cents per 100g. we didnt know how much to get.
in the end we got like TEN FREAKING PRAWNS ONLY!
HAHAHHA. WHAT THE HELL RIGHT.
pple buy like 5kg that kind and then what, we buy 10 prawns?
as if thats no stupid enough, we tried to guess the weight of it with the help of mich's phone.
mich held her phone in one hand, and bag of pathetic prawns in the other.
"erm my phone is about 93g, the prawns feel abt the same. so should be ard 100g la"
and guess how much were the prawns?
OMG, ITS LIKE 79 CENTS LA! not even one dollar can :DDD

christmas joke 2:
erm ,u know the kind of fish you always have in steamboats.
white slices of fish with a layer of greyish skin on top.
yeah that, but we obviously dunno whats that called.
being the very intellectual michelle " oh we tell the uncle its the type of fish they use to cook in the yu pian mee fen!"
crazy mad " YES YES! good idea!"
after hearing mad's comments, it furthur encouraged me to go ask the uncle.
afterall, we have been discussing about it for super long. and its time to come to a conclusion.
if not steamboat can eat next year alr.
without any hesitation i went to ask the uncle.
"uncle, the fish used to cook in yu pian mee fen is what fish huh?"
then, the uncle just gave me a are-you-crazy stare and replied "WHAT!?"
HAHAHHAAAA.
STUPID LA. I NEED TO DIG A 100M DEEP HOLE AND BURY MYSELF IN IT.
mad its really your fault okay! dont deny! :)

christmas joke 3:
for the festive christmas season, amusement for my dear friends and fun laughter peace and joy.
i was MISS TAILOR for a torturing one hour.
mad manage to transform the measuring tape into a tie and hook it aroud my neck!
bloody hell. SEEE MAD ITS YOU AGAIN!
and so throughout the whole taxi ride to clarke quay i was miss tailor.
you know, sometimes even the things i do, i dont get it myself?
O_OOO

okay so we headed to clarke quay trying to find a nice chillout place.
but i guess it wasnt that nice cause EVERYWHERE WAS PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA. (ren shan ren hai).
erm, not funny jean!
horsey came to meet us :D but ek decided not to since its pretty far off from where she was.
headed to some random pub China One. yh and mich had a drink.
well, i enjoyed the live band there though. :]]]]]
anywhere with live band works for jean!
got amazed and freaked out by the G2 Max bungy thing.
took NR5 back to yh's place.

then its LIU XING HUA YUAN THE WHOLE NIGHT AWAY TILL 10 PLUS.
gosh, i cant believe horsey and mad actually didnt sleep at all!
wah lao, horse u make me proud man! you're the least expected person to stay up.
i salute you la! :D
seriously, dont yr think that liu xing hua yuan 1 is super funny?!
it's one of the best taiwan dramas i watched. HAHAHHA
basically we laugh at everything. even the parts that were meant to be heartbreaking and touching, we still laugh it off.
how morbid can we get, you tell me?
see daomingsi's pineapple hair, WE LAUGH.
see vanness stroke his disgustingly long hair, WE LAUGH.
see huazhelei smile, WE LAUGH.
see shancai and daomingsi shouting at each other, WE ALSO LAUGH.

but thanks to the babes for sucha wonderful christmas night! :DDDD
the piccas uploaded as soon as i get my 8 hrs of sleep :)

gincheong, anniecheong, boon, hc, shi, sher, tiff, fifi and shu.
if yr name is blacklisted above, i suggest you jolly well catch me soon!
and if u dont see yr name, i guess you're not exactly the person i want to see right now.

it's christmas time again .
it's time to be nice to the people who you can't stand all year.
i'm growing tired of this chistmas cheer.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 9:54 PM

Sunday, December 24, 2006 -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICH! :DDD
i'm not going to say "YOU'RE FINALLY LEGAL" like the rest of yr friends cause its not going to have any impact on you at all la!
you're able to enter clubs far before you turned 18! so what the hell lor.
tsktsk *shakes head
ahhh rem to tell me what yr mr jaguar buy for u. haha.
lovelove okay. :]]]
and err u better dont be late tml, i tell u first!
1.30pm is not equals to 2.00pm.

birthdaybabe, ek, yh, mad,horse,jowei and i had dinner at spagheddies today.
omg, i totally TOTALLY LOVE THE SPHAGETTI HAM AND MUSHROOM.
its olive oil based. very much like aglio olio.
i must must try it again! :) WAHA.
and did i mention that the whole town is freaking crowded?
yh says its machiam like in a club la, without the blasting music.
argghh. okay everyone err stay at home for xmas okay?
SET AHH!
huh, stay home la. pretty please. *sulks

CHILLY CHILLY, WILLY THE PENGUIN!
BAHAHHAHAHA.
google it and you'll be amazed at yr findings.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 12:37 AM

Tuesday, December 19, 2006 -

PHEWWWWW.
HEART ATTACK. HEART ATTACK.
NOW, DONT EVER SAY YOU WANT TO DIE IN A TSUNAMI OR EARTHQUAKE AGAIN, ANNIE CHEONG!
WAH LAO NICE EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT YOU GOT FOR ME HUH.
A VERY BAD SHOCK A WEEK BEFORE XMAS.
))))))))))):
whatever the case, thank god you're still alive and kicking.
hurry come back, u chicken nehneh.

i make a decent conductor for electricity. seriously.
for 2 consecutive days, i had a minor electric shock from the toilet lights switch.
it just so happened that one of my family members (dont know which idiot, hunt her down then she die ah!) either switch on/off the lights with their hands WETTTT.
and it just so happened i was the next user.
i mean dont you know water can conduct electricity!!!
bloody hell, i place my index finger on the switch and *zapppp!*
hard to describle but something like a tingling sensation la.
leaves my fingers numb and trembling uncontrollably for the next 15 mins!

i think i kena shock till i'm speaking the language called "rubbish".

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 12:03 AM

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 -

dim sum, tauhuay, oyster ommelette, fried tofu, ugly hookers part 2.

as if all that food wasnt bloated enough, hopped over to lorong 9 to have their oyster ommelette and this fried tofu drizzled with spicy tangy sauce.
okay more like shuping and i had the ommelette while the dudes kope the oysters.
:)))))
oh god trust me, its pretty good! SLURPPPPPS.

geylang dinner without spotting ugly hookers is never complete.
omg, they even know that the even numbers lorongs are where the hookers operate.
the odd lorongs are just food, food and STILL MORE FOOD!
plus they are sorta organized according to their nationality!
I WAS REALLY DUMBFOUNDED LA. O_OOO
so lets say you walked into this area, dont be alarmed to find all the philippines hookers waiting for you.
the next area you step into can be all the china hookers.
wah not bad, they take really care abt customer's convenience and service.
HAHA.
skimply dressed hookers with thick makeups loiter outside those sleezy cheap hotels preying on potential males.
and omg, they actually do line up in one straight line along the whole pavement.
power la, can slowly take yr time to pick man.
honestly, YOU MUST SEEE TO BELIEVE!
errr, plus i figured they are quite hideous looking. hurhur.
aye, derek told me what we saw is alr pretty mild cause its only 10 plus.
the real business starts at 12 plus. :)))
shuping, you know i still cant believe the hooker *erhem erhem* with the guy while reading a book!!!
my stand that she should have been more sincere and paid more attention to the guy instead of reading some stupid book still holds okay.
oei ben you da chang jin is really not funny lor! i just had to say that. HAHA

hmm, geylang's one helluva interesting place. :D

on a random note, charlize theron looks fantastic in The Italian Job!

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:38 PM

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 -

dim sum, tau huay, oyster omelette, fried tofu, ugly hookers

sher came over to my place to borrow my ipod charger.
shes leaving for japan tml. super lucky! ))):
jean wants to go for a stupid hol too. wah lao if you tell me malaysia i also dont mind!
okay, desperate not?
oh, and she had her very cheap and yummilicious fishball noodles from margarat drive that i dapao earlier on.
omg, their fishballs can reall BOUNCE on the ground.
O_OOOO
no kidding. it goes like *boing boing!
HAHAHHA :]]]]

suppose to meet boon at 330 at far east. but she got held up by consultation.
so yeah, i accompanied sher to holland v to borrow some intellectual books.
errr, baby blues was what i was looking for. hee. :D
boon came to pick me up from holland v in the cab.
then sher left for home. alot of luggage not packed yet. tsktskk.

a haircut = a happy boon :D
as usual i was contemplating if i shld for for a haircut too.
but nahhh, believe i can wait till the maximum length tolerable right boon? *winks winks.
we had "mini world" pastries/bread from four leaves.
mini world is actually those mini size breads, donuts, cakes, brownies.
3 for like 2.40.
"mini world" we love!!
erm, not forgetting i had the chocolate swirl donut. just that the chocolate is pian lang (fake) one.
dont say lor boon, yr that chocolate filled bread also pian lang one okay!

headed off to kallang mrt to meet derek, ben and shuping.
I OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE THAT GEYLANG IS THE ULTIMATE FOOD PARADISE!
okay, minus off the hookers part.
there are like stretch and stretch of food stalls man! its like neverending!
all the food looks very tempting i tell you. :))))))


















crap, the chee cheong fun stuffed with charsiew (far right) was FREAKING AWESOME!
me want to go back and eat that again! *wails



















ben and derek's sour lime juice.
i dont see them squinting their eyes when they took the first mouth.
maybe not that sour after all.

















WAHHAHAHA.
gosh, shuping pls dont kill okay. :DDDDD
you have "oei, whos stealing my nuo mi fan face!"

















changed location for tauhuay! WOOOTS.
ROCHER BEANCURD IS DA BOMB LA.
see that slug like ball on derek's spoon.
erm thats the so called shui jing bao (crystal ball?!)

ben: " try it, its very nice. "
i stared at it suspiciously.
derek bravely popped one into his mouth.



















apparently its red bean filling.
AND DEREK DREADS RED BEAN.
hahaa. he was like cursing and swearing man.
i almost choked on my tau huay can while laughing at his agony expression.

ah shit i gotta rush off now! stay tuned for part 2 :D

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:44 PM

Sunday, December 10, 2006 -

LISTEN UP MICHELLE CHUA JIE MIN!
THIS STUPID ENTRY SPECIALLY FOR U TO ASSESS ON THE HAWTNESS OF MIKEY WAY. :))))))))))))))))
here we go!
oh btw, i dont exactly know how to do a slide show so i'll just post the sexay piccas.
HAHA.







































WOOOTS! my fav one among the rest.
oh mikey you're so fine. you're so fine, you blow my mind.
hey mikey, hey mikey!


































































































































background freaking cool huh! :D







































wah lao, thats like a huge pile of mikey way!
omg, someone please call 911 and send me to SGH.
i can hardly breathe normally from all that hotness.
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
*gives a milliondollar smile.
so, whats yr verdict mich? haha

alright, a more decent entry tml.
all that aching frm squah, badminton and blading is killing me man.
TATA.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:26 PM

Friday, December 08, 2006 -

HAHAHHAHAAHHA.
anyone interested in jeanomancy aye? :)
with a degree in jeanology, i'll make a real good jeanomancist.
okay, and the jeanman part sounds so cheesy.

tom yum cup noodle calling me. bye.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 12:14 PM

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 12:25 AM

Thursday, December 07, 2006 -

you know me, or you think you do.
i don't even know myself.

the nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being proved right or pleasantly surprised.
agree?

totally.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 12:53 AM

Monday, December 04, 2006 -

Without music life would not be fair.

current mood: unstable, temperamental, bitchy, moody.

wah lao, i can hear the unit 2 floors down playing mahjong. super loud!
ARGHHH.
the banging of the tiles on the mahjong tables.
the shuffling of mahjong tiles.
oh please, give me a break will ya?

ah crapppp.
u know, the things bottled inside have finally begun to create so much pressure.
that i think i will soon blow up.
its bothering me like nobody's business while i kept shoving it to the back of my mind.
they never learned a goddamn thing, don't they?
i try to keep a distance from everyone on this planet.
well, i thought it used to be working fine.
however, it doesnt seem to be the case now.

sometimes, i believe people are so caught up in their own little dark morbid world.
that they like it in there. everything revolves around themselves.
oh my, its scares the shit out of me.
they get hella busy like a bumblebee.
juggling work, school, social life together.
probably as skilled as a circus clown putting up a juggle balls show. i don't know.
before u know, someone special comes along and sweep them off their feets.
as much as i don't want to admit, its true they tend to be all lovey dovey high on love, forgetting those they should not forget.
the extent just differs for everyone.
okay, i'm not dissing anyone here, no offence to anyone.
i just want to let it all out.

in reality, there's no such bloody thing as "sticking with you through thick and thin" or "i'll never leave you".
i mean, come on, its so not mentally and physically possible for someone to stay, conquer odds and share happiness with you 24 hours 7 days a week.
face it people!
its not like all of us don't have enough problems on our hands.
we all adore freedom.
we all need some personal space to breathe.
at some point of your life, your so-called important people close to you may sidetrack for a while.
and i guess once they sort out their thoughts, they will return back to where they ought to be.
inevitable and goodness i'm not blaming anyone.
nobody at all i swear.

unfortunately, the sad part is some wander off....and never ever did return.
omg, man is pathetic. i am pathetic.
would some kind soul please enlighten me tonight.

if only we all had the courage to take the first step and open up.
instead of waiting for others to get the ball rolling.
and maybe only after that the "sticking through thick and thin" will actually work out.
all that energy and effort within me is depleting so quickly.
its kinda like a one way street thing.
for now, i don't wanna give a shit about everything.
leave me alone.

these are supposed to be, like, the easiest days of our lives.
i mean, we're supposed to be in there with our friends, you know, coming up with ridiculous drinking games and making each other laugh.
i think we all kind of figured out that the real world is a pretty crappy place, so whats the rush in getting there?

what an irony, isn't it?
cause i belong to all the groups of people mentioned above except the getting swept off my feet part.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 11:24 PM

DORKS. GEEKS. NERDS. I LOVE.

you know, when u are bored, u never fail to come up with ridiculous entries like this.
ah who gives a damn anyway?!
beware, your eyes are in a for a big feast. :)))

my number 1 man: JAY CHOUUU *screams



















how cool is this la. its hand drawn man! :DDDD
i really like his diao-ness pls. plus his jokes are pretty cold which makes him very amusing.
AHHAHA.
call me his greatest fan, i've all his albums!
WOOTS. right from the first to the last, right from his curly hair to straight highlighted hair.
okay, i know his old curly is really what the hell. :)))
but still, i dont care. MY NUMBER 1 MAN!

my number 2 man: ADAM BRODY
























gosh, i could just kiss him on his cheeks there and then.
:)))))))))
isnt he just awwwww, plain sweet.
how can anyone bear to scold him with a pretty face like that.
ADAM DA MAN. hohoho.


my number 3 man: MICHAEL JAMES WAYYYYY






































i mean do i have to explain furthur?
one word. HAWTNESS! :DDD
he's sucha dork like adam brody. hahah.
but still omg damn cute la.
oh yes, he looks good with specs on.
MIKEY U LOOK YUMMY!


its so sad. spore geeks are like no way near them.
spore geeks are GEEKY GEEKS (really that kind everyday study, has a book on his hand 24/7, library is his fav place and weird fashion sense)
angmoh geeks are COOL GEEKS. well, u get the drift.
AHHAHAA. can u tell im incoherent?
there's nothing nice to people watch over here.
boooo. ):

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 12:51 AM

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