your lack of depression is making me nervous. are you okay?

Monday, December 25, 2006 -

Last christmas i gave you my heart, the very next day you gave it away.

well, here it goes again. christmas 2006.
hectic. rushed. low attendance but fun nontheless.
:)))))))))))

christmas joke 1:
for starters, i'll kindly inform you that mich, mad and i are absolutely lost and clueless when it comes to grocery shopping.
imagine a group of 18 years old whos supposedly assumed to have at least a minimum amt of knowledge about grocery shopping, stuck in a gigantic Giant at IMM.
occassionally you can hear us go " where is (insert item)? i can't find it!" or maybe " huh, i dont know how to choose the prawns!" and "where to get the pork?"
its super paiseh la. we got quite alot of weird states from the kiasu fussy aunties and funny uncles!
WAH WE OUGHTA GET SHOT LA.
prawns are selling at 59 cents per 100g. we didnt know how much to get.
in the end we got like TEN FREAKING PRAWNS ONLY!
HAHAHHA. WHAT THE HELL RIGHT.
pple buy like 5kg that kind and then what, we buy 10 prawns?
as if thats no stupid enough, we tried to guess the weight of it with the help of mich's phone.
mich held her phone in one hand, and bag of pathetic prawns in the other.
"erm my phone is about 93g, the prawns feel abt the same. so should be ard 100g la"
and guess how much were the prawns?
OMG, ITS LIKE 79 CENTS LA! not even one dollar can :DDD

christmas joke 2:
erm ,u know the kind of fish you always have in steamboats.
white slices of fish with a layer of greyish skin on top.
yeah that, but we obviously dunno whats that called.
being the very intellectual michelle " oh we tell the uncle its the type of fish they use to cook in the yu pian mee fen!"
crazy mad " YES YES! good idea!"
after hearing mad's comments, it furthur encouraged me to go ask the uncle.
afterall, we have been discussing about it for super long. and its time to come to a conclusion.
if not steamboat can eat next year alr.
without any hesitation i went to ask the uncle.
"uncle, the fish used to cook in yu pian mee fen is what fish huh?"
then, the uncle just gave me a are-you-crazy stare and replied "WHAT!?"
HAHAHHAAAA.
STUPID LA. I NEED TO DIG A 100M DEEP HOLE AND BURY MYSELF IN IT.
mad its really your fault okay! dont deny! :)

christmas joke 3:
for the festive christmas season, amusement for my dear friends and fun laughter peace and joy.
i was MISS TAILOR for a torturing one hour.
mad manage to transform the measuring tape into a tie and hook it aroud my neck!
bloody hell. SEEE MAD ITS YOU AGAIN!
and so throughout the whole taxi ride to clarke quay i was miss tailor.
you know, sometimes even the things i do, i dont get it myself?
O_OOO

okay so we headed to clarke quay trying to find a nice chillout place.
but i guess it wasnt that nice cause EVERYWHERE WAS PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA. (ren shan ren hai).
erm, not funny jean!
horsey came to meet us :D but ek decided not to since its pretty far off from where she was.
headed to some random pub China One. yh and mich had a drink.
well, i enjoyed the live band there though. :]]]]]
anywhere with live band works for jean!
got amazed and freaked out by the G2 Max bungy thing.
took NR5 back to yh's place.

then its LIU XING HUA YUAN THE WHOLE NIGHT AWAY TILL 10 PLUS.
gosh, i cant believe horsey and mad actually didnt sleep at all!
wah lao, horse u make me proud man! you're the least expected person to stay up.
i salute you la! :D
seriously, dont yr think that liu xing hua yuan 1 is super funny?!
it's one of the best taiwan dramas i watched. HAHAHHA
basically we laugh at everything. even the parts that were meant to be heartbreaking and touching, we still laugh it off.
how morbid can we get, you tell me?
see daomingsi's pineapple hair, WE LAUGH.
see vanness stroke his disgustingly long hair, WE LAUGH.
see huazhelei smile, WE LAUGH.
see shancai and daomingsi shouting at each other, WE ALSO LAUGH.

but thanks to the babes for sucha wonderful christmas night! :DDDD
the piccas uploaded as soon as i get my 8 hrs of sleep :)

gincheong, anniecheong, boon, hc, shi, sher, tiff, fifi and shu.
if yr name is blacklisted above, i suggest you jolly well catch me soon!
and if u dont see yr name, i guess you're not exactly the person i want to see right now.

it's christmas time again .
it's time to be nice to the people who you can't stand all year.
i'm growing tired of this chistmas cheer.

jeanthemean
cried her heart out at 9:54 PM